๐Ÿ’ฐ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (results DEFINITELY not guaranteed) ๐Ÿ’ฐ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  GO GO GO!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ RILEY bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ DEREK got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ DEREK got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.
๐Ÿ”ฅ 3 for 3. MITCH might actually be cheating. (They're not. They're just better.)๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ NOAH has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ The rest of the league is on upset watch -- THOMAS just extended it to 2 in a row.
๐Ÿฅถ 2 consecutive L's for ANDREW. Maybe try picking the kicker next.๐Ÿฅถ The scouting report on JACK CALLEN: 2 weeks of pure, uncut disappointment.๐Ÿฅถ TYLER is 4-for-4 on ruining it. A truly historic slump.๐Ÿฅถ RILEY is on a 6-week miss streak and the league can smell it.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 5_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(5 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $46,508.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $3,875.67 EACH (split 12 ways)
7 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinKyren Williams (RB)LARBUFMon, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
2NoahDerrick Henry (RB)BALATLSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
3PrestonPuka Nacua (WR)LARBUFMon, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
4RileyTrevor Lawrence (QB)JAXPHISun, 9:30 AM EDTMISS
5DerekAmon-Ra St. Brown (WR)DETARISun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
6ThomasD'Andre Swift (RB)CHIGBSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
7JonahEmanuel Wilson (RB)SEASFSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
8MitchJavonte Williams (RB)DALTBThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerMatthew Golden (WR)GBCHISun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
10ConnerGeorge Pickens (WR)DALTBThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
11Jack CallenDalton Kincaid (TE)BUFLARMon, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
12AndrewBijan Robinson (RB)ATLBALSun, 8:20 PM EDTMISS