๐Ÿ’ฐ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (results DEFINITELY not guaranteed) ๐Ÿ’ฐ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  GO GO GO!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ PRESTON whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ PRESTON whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.
๐Ÿ”ฅ 3 for 3. MITCH might actually be cheating. (They're not. They're just better.)๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ NOAH has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ The rest of the league is on upset watch -- THOMAS just extended it to 2 in a row.
๐Ÿฅถ 2 consecutive L's for ANDREW. Maybe try picking the kicker next.๐Ÿฅถ The scouting report on JACK CALLEN: 2 weeks of pure, uncut disappointment.๐Ÿฅถ TYLER is 4-for-4 on ruining it. A truly historic slump.๐Ÿฅถ RILEY is on a 6-week miss streak and the league can smell it.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 6_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(7 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $30,774.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $2,564.50 EACH (split 12 ways)
5 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinDerrick Henry (RB)BALCLESun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
2NoahKenneth Walker III (RB) ร—2 TDs!KCLACSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
3PrestonJaxon Smith-Njigba (WR)SEADENThu, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
4RileyJalen Coker (WR)CARPHISun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
5DerekD'Andre Swift (RB) ร—2 TDs!CHIATLSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
6ThomasJames Cook III (RB)BUFLVSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
7JonahJosh Allen (QB)BUFLVSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
8MitchAshton Jeanty (RB)LVBUFSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerTyler Warren (TE)INDTENSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
10ConnerJavonte Williams (RB)DALGBSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
11Jack CallenKenny Gainwell (RB)TBPITSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
12AndrewPuka Nacua (WR)LARARISun, 4:05 PM EDTMISS
โฑ Head Gambler: place the DraftKings ticket before Thu, 8:15 PM EDT (earliest kickoff)