๐Ÿ’ฐ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (results DEFINITELY not guaranteed) ๐Ÿ’ฐ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  GO GO GO!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ MITCH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ MITCH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.
๐Ÿ”ฅ 3 for 3. MITCH might actually be cheating. (They're not. They're just better.)๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ NOAH has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ The rest of the league is on upset watch -- THOMAS just extended it to 2 in a row.
๐Ÿฅถ 2 consecutive L's for ANDREW. Maybe try picking the kicker next.๐Ÿฅถ The scouting report on JACK CALLEN: 2 weeks of pure, uncut disappointment.๐Ÿฅถ TYLER is 4-for-4 on ruining it. A truly historic slump.๐Ÿฅถ RILEY is on a 6-week miss streak and the league can smell it.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 3_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(8 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $14,033.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $1,169.42 EACH (split 12 ways)
ticket: +116848
4 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinCeeDee Lamb (WR)DALBALSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
2NoahJonathan Taylor (RB)INDHOUSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
3PrestonChristian McCaffrey (RB)SFARISun, 4:05 PM EDTTD! HIT
4RileyChase Brown (RB)CINPITSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
5DerekJahmyr Gibbs (RB) ร—3 TDs!DETNYJSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
6ThomasAshton Jeanty (RB)LVNOSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
7JonahBhayshul Tuten (RB)JAXNESun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
8MitchDrake London (WR)ATLGBThu, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
9TylerChuba Hubbard (RB)CARCLESun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
10ConnerOmarion Hampton (RB)LACBUFSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
11Jack CallenDavid Montgomery (RB)HOUINDSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
12AndrewDerrick Henry (RB) ร—2 TDs!BALDALSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT