๐Ÿ’ฐ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (results DEFINITELY not guaranteed) ๐Ÿ’ฐ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  GO GO GO!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ NOAH picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ DEREK made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH chose a player allergic to the end zone. Embarrassing.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ DEREK made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH chose a player allergic to the end zone. Embarrassing.
๐Ÿ”ฅ 3 for 3. MITCH might actually be cheating. (They're not. They're just better.)๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ NOAH has hit 2 weeks in a row. Certified league menace.๐Ÿ”ฅ The rest of the league is on upset watch -- THOMAS just extended it to 2 in a row.
๐Ÿฅถ 2 consecutive L's for ANDREW. Maybe try picking the kicker next.๐Ÿฅถ The scouting report on JACK CALLEN: 2 weeks of pure, uncut disappointment.๐Ÿฅถ TYLER is 4-for-4 on ruining it. A truly historic slump.๐Ÿฅถ RILEY is on a 6-week miss streak and the league can smell it.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 2_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(5 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $?????? ๐Ÿ’ฐ
(the Head Gambler hasn't placed the ticket yet)
7 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinJahmyr Gibbs (RB)DETBUFThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
2NoahJavonte Williams (RB)DALWSHSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
3PrestonDerrick Henry (RB)BALNOSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
4RileyBijan Robinson (RB)ATLCARSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
5DerekPuka Nacua (WR)LARNYGMon, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
6ThomasDe'Von Achane (RB)MIASFSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
7JonahAshton Jeanty (RB)LVLACSun, 4:05 PM EDTMISS
8MitchJames Cook III (RB)BUFDETThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerChristian McCaffrey (RB) ร—2 TDs!SFMIASun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
10ConnerJaxon Smith-Njigba (WR) ร—3 TDs!SEAARISun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
11Jack CallenJonathan Taylor (RB) ร—2 TDs!INDKCSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
12AndrewJa'Marr Chase (WR) ร—2 TDs!CINHOUSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT